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The Buisness

Posted in Stories on June 25, 2008 by hobbyhobbs

  The rain came down softly that night, hardly more than a mist. A quarter past midnight Kevin parked across the street, killed the engine, and sat patiently. He checked his watch every so often, sipping from an old water bottle he had filled with orange juice. The world outside the car had gone grey and gloomy by the time the man stepped into view under the street lamp.

  He was wearing a dark suit and holding an umbrella in his right hand that left his face in shadow. His left hand escorted a cigarette to his mouth and his clean old face was only slightly more visible in the orange glow. “Keys McLennan” they called him, and I discovered that he had earned this name by never being where they thought he was going to be.

  Having waited just long enough to not appear eager while not pissing him off, I grabbed my briefcase and stepped out of he car. Keys, who had finished his cigarette, was idly twirling the umbrella as it rested on his shoulder and staring in my direction. Heart pounding, I walked over and stood in front of him.

  He tipped his fedora slightly. ”Good evening, young man.” he said, his voice a thin rasp that should have been unpleasant and disturbing yet refused to be either.

  “Hel…” I stammered. “Hello, Mr. McLennan. My father has told me about you since I was a child, sir. It’s a pleasure to finally meet you. Until a couple of weeks ago, I thought you were just a myth.”

  He smiled, and leaned in a little. “Buisness first, son, then pleasantries. That’s how we do things here.” he said as he reached his left hand into his jacket pocket, producing a silver watch. “The case, if you please.”

  Feeling slightly embarassed, I offered him the briefcase. He let me hold it level with our chests for a moment as he inspected it, then he blew lightly on the combination lock. It began to spin from all zero’s to all nine’s, and then further onward to numbers I’ve never seen before. The locks began to glow a soft violet, then he stopped blowing and stood up to his full height again, smiling.

  “Everything appears to be in order,” he started, “Here you go, and that is that.” He took the briefcase from me with his right hand and left the watch in its place with his left. By the time I thought to look, his right hand was still holding the umbrella and the case was in his left. The watch felt heavy in my hand, comforting and warm. He stared at me, still smiling; he just watched the confusion pass over my face. “I am suitably impressed by your first task. You will meet me tomorrow for chess in the old park on Elm, and perhaps I’ll answer a few questions. Until then, take care.” he said, then turned and walked away.

  I had the feeling that I was in for one hell of a headache tomorrow.

The story of my life… if I were someone else.

Posted in Stories on June 24, 2008 by hobbyhobbs

Well, it’s once again time to go home. Oh, don’t look at me like that. I’m serious, now. Go home! Fine, sleep under the table. I don’t know what you’ll do if you get cold. No, you can’t have more whisky; I’m locking the cabinet. You can try to get in, but I’ll have to press charges if anything is missing. Come on, you live right around the block! Just stumble your drunk ass home. Um, yes. You are drunk. I gave you the alcohol, remember? Hey, you swing at me again and you’re going to regret it. I told you not to do that. Here, let me help you up. Suck it up, man, you don’t want anyone to see you cry like that, do you? No, you can’t have anything to “dull the pain”. I didn’t even hit you that hard. Where the hell are you going? Home? Do you even know where you live? No, you don’t live at the zoo. Here, I’ll walk you home. Yes, I know your wife will blame your condition on me. Yes, I know you love her. I swear to god, the next time I see you I want to see an AA chip in your pocket, you got that? I’ll write it on your hand so you can remember. No, we can’t go get waffles. No, your wife definitely will not make you waffles. She might have other uses for the waffle-iron, though. I’ll stand outside the door to make sure she doesn’t mess you up too bad. You deserve everything she gives you, I know that much. Stop wimpering. Alright, where are your keys? You… you don’t have any keys… Well, that solves it. I officially hate you.

The poor bastard.

Posted in Stories on June 23, 2008 by hobbyhobbs

The darkness fell hard, having no atmosphere to refract the light. I pondered that for a moment, wondering if I was in over my head, then stood up to walk back to the ship. Reflecting on the last few months I begin to regret NASA lowering their standards. Flying home would be a lot easier with the rest of the crew, may their souls rest in peace. Shit, they knew how to read the controls…

Not all are lost

Posted in Stories on June 21, 2008 by hobbyhobbs

Lost in thought I wandered the shoreline; searching for something unknown. The waves met the white beach in their endless and beautiful dance of erosion. The moon, full and high, cast her light on the world which the sand reflected back brilliantly. A million stars lit the night sky from zenith to horizon. An ocean-liner, loud and unnatural, materialized under the stars. A cruise-ship, no doubt, ferrying drunken primates around the world’s waters. I straightened the remains of my once proud uniform and waited patiently as it continued its course northward, disappearing once again into the outside world. I smiled softly and continued my walk, enjoying the peace and quiet of my new home.

True story! If you believe every lie you’re told, that is.

Posted in Stories on May 13, 2008 by hobbyhobbs

 

The young man sat down at the keyboard and cracked his knuckles in preparation. “Alright, lets do this!” he thought to himself. Point, click, awesome. Word-pad hopped into view; a fresh, white slate on which to spew forth dreams and ideas. As he snuggled his fingers into their neat little homes he felt it coming. Deep within his sinus cavities, it screamed its battle cry and charged. He frantically looked about and was filled with elation to spy a tissue within reach. He shot his arm out and seized it. By the gods, it has already been used! His daughters snot all over his fingers and a sneeze mere seconds away, he had to think fast. His shirt! He could use the sleeve and then change it. It wasn’t all that clean to begin with. He hesitated too long, however, and promptly sneezed his brain out and fell over dead.

My Malevolent Master (pt 3)

Posted in Stories on May 9, 2008 by hobbyhobbs

He let his gaze sweep the faces of his friends. Each of them stood tall and proud, strengthened by their undeniable innocence. Each of them excepting Sampi, who stood as tall as his guilt would allow. He stepped forward and lifted his chin as high as he could while pulling the neck of his shirt open.
“Please, just don’t tell mother.” he pleaded. He was once again strong. Once again the man his father had raised him to be.
With incredible speed Miat swung his weapon at his firstborn child. The crisp morning air was shattered by the deafening sound of the flat of the blade striking the soft flesh of his neck. Sampi toppled over, knocked off balance by the would-be deathblow his father dealt him.
“Your mother will only know that you are dead.” he said, and turned his back to stare intently at the Disk of Legal Summonings. Sampi left, a dead man with a dead heart. His father had more important things to worry about than mourning.

My Malevolent Master (pt 2)

Posted in Stories on May 8, 2008 by hobbyhobbs

Through the tear came an enormous black boot, covered in chains and easily the size of a child’s torso. The leg that followed was covered in thick, dark, matted hair which masked the skin beneath it. The rest of the being connected to the bestial leg emerged from the portal, grinning. Its chest, completely covered in the same hair as its legs, was bare excepting a large metal disk, covered in marks similar to the sphere, which had been bolted to the center of its abdomen. Its head, held in place by an thick, muscled neck, bore no nose or mouth; just two eyes sockets that burned with a deep violet fire. The beast wielded no weapon in its massive fists but as it stood towering over Miat it slowly brought a hand to the metal disk. With a mind-shattering sound of tearing flesh it pulled the plate away, leaving a deep and bloody hole it its body, and tossed it to the ground at the feet of Miat and his companions. They all stared in horror at it, no one taking notice when the beast disappeared back through the gate from whence it came.
“We’ve…. we’ve been summoned.” said Mait, choking on the words. “We’re to be tried for conspiracy to commit treason.” Miat wasn’t shocked by this, but more by the rapidity of the legal system. “They must have been waiting for us to attack.” he stated, turning to his group. “Alright… who talked. I want answers, NOW!” he roared.

My Malevolent Master (pt 1)

Posted in Stories on May 7, 2008 by hobbyhobbs

Miat Chenital ducked behind a boulder and drew his short sword. “Three men, two women, all armed. Thirty two steps away as of…. now.”
The other men and women all quietly took their positions. Miat was most proud of his oldest son, Sampi, who seemed to disappear from sight completely. “Tumasat guide his blade,” he thought. A moment later, as the first soldier came into view, Miat and his companions sprang into action with flawless timing. He personally felled the first soldier with a stab to the stomach and kicked him off of his blade into his companions. “Death to the oppressive monarchy of Pampanas!” they roared as they charged the remaining soldiers.
As Miat and his comrades advanced the remaining men and women dove to either side of the road, dropping a small bronze sphere in their abandoned location. It was roughly the size of an eye and covered in unrecognizable glyphs. After a very brief moment it dissolved, and a crack in reality appeared above it. The rift stretched upward as it widened until it was large enough to ride a cart through. Miat Chenital, being the wise man that he was, called his friends to a halt, and they all stood, gaping in terror.

Tired and tipsy. Lots more tomorrow :)

Posted in Stories on May 5, 2008 by hobbyhobbs

I was watching the door when I saw him. The impressive thing about that was by the time I noticed him he was directly between the door and myself, and I was staring deeply into his naval. Startled, I fell backward onto the sidewalk.
“Please, stand. There is no need to grovel.” The man had a thick Hungarian accent and was quite nearly naked. “What was stolen must be stolen, lest it be stolen.” he stated cryptically, then promptly evaporated.
“GODDAMNIT!” I screamed. “You bastards just pop out of nowhere and assume I have a fucking clue about what you’re talking about! I swear, I’m going to freaking shoot the next vampire I see!”

Hehehe

Posted in 50-word-stories on May 3, 2008 by hobbyhobbs

“FREEDOM!” the sweaty man yelled, sword raised high over his head. The crowd below him yelled and screamed. “FREEEEEDOOOOOM!” he screamed passionately, his sword shining in the sun. His long cloak blocked the officers from view as they approached him from the sides. “Alright! Lets go, we’re taking you downtown!”

-Hobbles